Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a plane full of male cows called?