Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why is golf harder than baseball?