Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What country has the most fish?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?