Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?