Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What horn never makes a sound?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?