Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
A book just fell on my head.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
When do ghosts love to go camping?