What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did summer catch autumn?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a henway?
What do jokesters study in college?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.