How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?