Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is the coolest country?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?