What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What animal floats best?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do hogs play so much football?