What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?