What's a father's favorite flower?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?