Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Families are like fudge.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?