Which fly makes films?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are frogs always happy?