Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are goats so funny?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?