Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the holiest insect?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How do cats make a birthday cake?