How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?