How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.