Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How long will dinner be?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do bees gossip?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do cows go for lunch?