Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the echo get detention?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?