Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?