What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
When do mice play every day?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?