Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the politest month?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?