Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?