What does a lion call an antelope?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What animal floats best?