Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?