What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?