What insect runs away from everything?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?