What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Heard it.
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What animal is always ready to protect people?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Where do milkshakes come from?
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What's the slowest 5k?
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Why are winter days great?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
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