Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?