I broke my finger!
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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a singing rodent?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?