What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?