Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?