Why was the broom late for school?
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Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why don't ants get sick?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?