Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
My brother is my partner in crime.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How does a taco bless the table?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?