Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do actors go to pray?