Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What is a tire's stance on economics?