What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Do dads always snore?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?