Why are maps such great therapists?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?