Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is the coolest country?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How is cat food sold?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?