What did the baby laptop call her father?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?