Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why do cubes make great referees?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?