Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you give a sick pig?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?