Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What birds make average students?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?