Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?