What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
We had a discussion about roses.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the fish so smart?