What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do bees chew?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How is cat food sold?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is the color of the wind?