What is the coolest country?
Iceland.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?