Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?