Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where does food go to take a nap?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What was the first animal in space?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?