What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What makes music in your hair?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you give a sick pig?