What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?