What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which family member has tusks?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why are baseball games at night?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the friendliest pen?