What reads and lives in an apple?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What school subject really rocks?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?