Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which dog belongs in a band?