Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?