What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
A MoonPie®.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Where do horses reside?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?