Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do cows like to dance to?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What table can you never sit at?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What nationality are most fish?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?