What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the saddest part of the week?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call the king of vegetables?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What sports are both plant-based?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
