What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What does a panda ghost say?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do cows always skip gym class?