Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How is cat food sold?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do books love to go on vacation?