Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do fish do at parades?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How is cat food sold?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which fly makes films?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What vegetables make the best music?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?