What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?