Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?