Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How do fleas travel?
What game do cows play at parties?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the most determined bird?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?