What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Watch me, pop!
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
If you need help building an ark...
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?