Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?