What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did electricity win the race?
What school subject really rocks?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?