What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do all the planets get along?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do fish use for glasses?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?