What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Well Dolly, Pardon!
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a tired tree?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you give a sick pig?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?