What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Well Dolly, Pardon!
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What bird helps you stay dry?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?