What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?