What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?