What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do math teachers eat?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?