Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do amoebas make calls?