Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is blue and not heavy?