Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?