Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
I broke my finger!
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which relative loves rice?