How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are goats so funny?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What event do spiders love to attend?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?