What did the waiter ask the frog?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?