Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?