How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?