Why do cats always get what they want?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?