Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What car is the perfect size for mice?