Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do you call a short cow?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How do fall and winter say hello?