Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do bees gossip?
Which animals make the best football players?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?