Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is the most faithful insect?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?