Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What did one plate say to the other?