What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the airline worker name her child?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you organize a space party?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
