What's red and smells like blue paint?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the noisiest food?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a flying police officer?