What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do cows like to dance to?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
