What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What shape has a knighthood?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What animals make the best students?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are all priests fit?