When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the mime upset?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?