Which former US President was always cold?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?