Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?