What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which dogs love to study science?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
