Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?