Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What tree has the most bark?