Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?