Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?