Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does a panda ghost say?