How do you drive a man crazy?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why is winter considered holy?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?