Where do books sleep?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do pigs tell jokes?