What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?