Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do horses navigate at night?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why is furniture so generous?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?