What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which bug is related to you?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do you organize a space party?
Why can't you trust a pig?