What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do ants go to eat?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?