My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What tree has the most bark?
Which baseball player do fish root for?