What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which relative loves rice?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?