Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do airplanes go shopping?