What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How do amoebas make calls?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you grill cheese?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which celebrity loves to read?