What are baby potatoes called?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?