What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Where do surfers go to school?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?