What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?