What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How can you make 7 even?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How does a penguin build its house?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?