What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What animals make the best students?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?