What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do you get straight A's?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?