What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?