How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are trees always so positive?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How do bees get to school?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?