Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?