Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the Dorito say to his son?